Jokes time

This man was driving very carefully and with seat belt and everything... Police: hey park here, common pack here, u dey madt? Man: sorry sir. Police: show me all ur car papers. The man showed him everything he asked for... Police: do u knw u r a fool? I can easily take u to our office because u suppose to drive straight and u want to corner, u r very silly. Man: but sir... Police: common shut up (he gav him a dirty slap) you dont interrupt while a police officer is talking. Man: what hav i done to deserve this slap? Police: u dey crase i wil giv u another one now idiot. Look here mr man, if u knw what is good for u, bring N300,000 or u follow me to our office, and u knw how it will be if we go there. Ur name na John Otoba abi? Frm ur papers, mumu to show say na fake name u dey use. Man: officer, take. Police: i no want ur papers again, since u dey form say u get all ur papers, make u go station abeg. Second Police: oga no be papers him dey show u oo, na him id card him dey show u. Police: which silly id card, my friend make we go.... .............................................................. IDENTITY CARD FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA Name: Serg. John Otoba Agency: SPC NIGERIAN ARMY Rank: 26 (very high rank) Sex: Male Joined: 6th, Feb 2002 Issued Date: 09/2002 ......... The rest is history

Posted by Unknown on Thursday, 22 October 2015 - Rating: 4.5

Title : Jokes time
Description : This man was driving very carefully and with seat belt and everything... Police: hey park here, common pack here, u dey madt? Man: sorry sir...

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